Ah, to remember the days of yore! Wasn’t there a time when the fanciest drink available came out of a keg into a plastic cup? Real-life, full-fledged adults can now enjoy the nostalgic feel of the classic college party cup, without the cheap beer. And this time no one’s calling the cops.

These wine glasses are perfect for a night with friends who may have moved up a little in the world, but still have a wicked sense of humor. Pour the wine, and revel in this oh-so-adult life. Beware: item evokes hilarious stories.

Made from pure irony, this glass is crafted to function just as well, if not better, than the beloved keg cup. Go from classy to trashy and back again… no one’s quite sure if they ever really grew up anyway.

One thing is for sure. It’s not cool to chug anymore. Now, it’s all about that smooth sip.